Score: 10

"STOLEN"

submission: Bill Becomes a Law

date: March 18, 2008

hahah im just kiddning this isnt stolen but have you ever played the game animal crossing? this flash reminds me of that because in animal crossing you play as a animal and you have to CROSS (a metaphor) into the next income level by selling fossiles and fruits. my house just got upgraded the other day i am so exited now i can put more furniture in there! hahahah it was gettin CRAMPED!

Score: 10

"i hate my life and i want to kill myself sometimes"

submission: "Target Practice"

date: March 16, 2008

this movie speaks to me. i have been in a position where i wanted to kill myself tons of times like this one time my mom saw that i got a D- on my math homework (i have only got one other D in my life!) and she grounded me for three weeks until i brought the grade up! what a bitch! the next time she talks to me like im nothing she will get a bullet in her FACE!

Score: 10

"ETHAN IS A BIG FARTY FACE"

submission: Kimchi Juice Commercial

date: February 24, 2007

HAAHHAHAHAHAH ETHAN MORE LIKE PEETHAN!!!!!!!

Score: 7

"Woo! :D"

submission: You've Got Her In Your Pocket

date: August 10, 2006

I think the vocals are great. Better than most White Stripes covers I have heard. The first chorus and first verse need some work, though.

:D :D :D

Score: 2

"You murdered this song. :("

submission: 7 Nation Army (remix)

date: August 10, 2006

You destroyed everything The White Stripes are about.

How many tracks are on this? 5 or 6? Jesus fucking Fuck.

Score: 8

"Greater"

submission: Meaty Chunks Revised

date: September 1, 2004

This one is much greater than the other (which I downloaded a while ago). Much goodness. Sounds similar to Mudvayne's style.